THERE IS A CENTIPEDE THE SIZE OF A CHEVY SUBURBAN ON MY WALL ( Read more... )

PETER MACKAY.

By all means, keep claiming you had no idea what was going on. But rest assured, there will be a special place in hell reserved for you, sir ( Read more... )

Spill coffee ALLLLLL over clean, pretty, practically-brand-new-and-still-has-the-new-car-smell, graystone cloth interior of my Canyon.

Work arse off in class so as to get home a little bit earlier and get a chance to stop at Zellers on my way home, pick up a couple "essentials" a la my current ride on the Cotex Express, and then have a leisurely get ( Read more... )